Description
Crack Sauce isn’t just a condiment. It’s your all-purpose culinary sidekick, ready to lay down the flavor on anything edible. Seafood, meats, chicken, eggs, hot dogs, veggies, and more. From the grill to the skillet, no dish is complete without this master blend bringing flavor to your favorite eats.
About Lotus Seafood: Since ‘06, Lotus Seafood has been servin' up Houston's finest, with each spot from Braeswood to Pearland drippin' in city pride and Crack Sauce. This ain't just food; it’s a vibe, a culture, a piece of H-Town’s heart. Welcome to Lotus, where we dish out more than meals—we serve stories, seasoned in Houston's soul.
What you get: 16 fl oz of garlicky goodness, addictive AF buttery smoothness, and seasonin’ til you sneezin’.
Shake well before administering to ensure full potency. Dispense Crack Sauce over your meal, allowing the garlicky goodness and buttery smoothness to fully absorb. Repeat application with every meal as necessary to maintain optimal levels of deliciousness.
Side effects may include sudden vocalized bursts of happiness, an uncontrollable urge to dance, and a profound sense of hunger satisfaction. Long-term use can lead to a heightened palate and an insatiable demand for more Crack Sauce.
Will Crack Sauce make my cooking skills better?
Absolutely. Crack Sauce has been known to turn kitchen mishaps into culinary masterpieces. Side effects may include inflated chef egos and spontaneous kitchen dance circles.
Will using Crack Sauce on my recipes make me a celebrity chef?
The transformative powers of Crack Sauce are legendary, but they may not land you a TV show on the Food Network. However, don't be surprised if you start signing autographs at family barbecues or becoming the most followed food influencer in your neighborhood.
Can Crack Sauce replace my best friend?
While Crack Sauce is known for making everything better, including friendships, we recommend keeping your best friend around. After all, you'll need someone to share the sauce with, unless you've already replaced them after they used the last of it without asking.
Is it true that Crack Sauce can be used as currency?
Due to its addictive AF qualities and ability to turn bland into grand, some have tried to use Crack Sauce as a form of barter. While we don't officially endorse this practice, we've heard tales of debts being settled and alliances formed over a bottle. Just remember, the exchange rate fluctuates with the deliciousness of the dish it's enhancing.
I love this stuff.
Taste just like I remembered.
This sauce is very delicious and spicy I love it when I’m eating my seafood, it’s the best. I only want to know would you guys/females sell one that has the same flavor taste but not spicy - like this one is very good I love it but now that I have high blood pressure I’ll have to only pour a little and I hate this fir me . Ugh . The heat crack sauce ever. Just wondering would yall start selling some with out the spices hot .
Fire!
The sauce is amazing I didn’t know it was spicy I wish they had a mild flavor because the spicy takes over you palate I would rate this sauce a 9
